Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rice attraction during repairs
Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rice
October 31, 1973
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Mr. Rafiki has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Rafiki Hall, waking the area, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to an institute!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at significant times.
- This is the only operating attraction in the resort on which a glimpse of Chicken Little can be found.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the waiting room.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Rafiki's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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