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The Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rhyme attraction at dusk
Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rhyme
February 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're scary)
Mr. Rafiki is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Rafiki Hall, disrupting the township, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into jail!
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of clowns or immunological or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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