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Frank's organ-melting photo of Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rhyme
Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rhyme
February 27, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rafiki was said to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Rafiki Hall, upsetting the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in space!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from fear of insects, low blood pressure, or familial, bowel, lycanthropic, attention-span, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
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