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The Mr. Rafiki's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Mr. Rafiki's Frankly Rude Ride
July 24, 2003
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Mr. Rafiki is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Rafiki Hall, waking the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the woods!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as a wing to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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