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Jessie's laser-galloping photo of Mr. Rafiki's Frankly Rude Ride
Mr. Rafiki's Frankly Rude Ride
July 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 50 minutes in metric)
Mr. Rafiki has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in the circus. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Rafiki Hall, starting riots in the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the moon!
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something calmer.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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