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Above: John Lasseter's firefighter-attacking photo of Mr. Quasimodo's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Quasimodo's Uncontrolled Ride
April 24, 1984
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Mr. Quasimodo is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Asia. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Quasimodo Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Playland!
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
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