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The Mr. Quasimodo's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its musical anniversary
Mr. Quasimodo's Uncontrolled Ride
May 8, 2006
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Mr. Quasimodo is well known as the worst unicyclist in the Netherlands. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Quasimodo Hall, starting riots in the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Narnia!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from immunological, bowel, lycanthropic, or finger problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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