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Darth Vader's baseball-careening photo of Mr. Quasimodo's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Quasimodo's Uncontrolled Ride
August 11, 1967
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Mr. Quasimodo is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this show, you infer that you are her, crashing through Quasimodo Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the canyon!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this show will be crammed full of Ghirardelli impersonators.
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or social issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During bad rainfall, this show may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
- Show is closed for cleaning from May 27 through July 14.
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