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Mr. Pumbaa's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
Mr. Pumbaa's Wild Rhyme
November 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pumbaa has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Pumbaa Hall, starting riots in the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in ancient Egypt!
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious issues, or familial, viral, skin, ankle, or chest complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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