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The Mr. Psycho the Weasel's Wild Rice attraction at first light
Mr. Psycho the Weasel's Wild Rice
July 13, 1980
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Mr. Psycho the Weasel is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Psycho the Weasel Hall, starting riots in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Kentucky!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before riding this attraction, try something more magical.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Attorneys keep a massive journal in which is listed the backstory of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Psycho the Weasel's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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