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Above: Mr. Potato Head's Wild Drive, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Mr. Potato Head's Wild Drive
March 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Potato Head is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Potato Head Hall, disrupting the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Oz!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 48" (on your birthday).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, excessive boorishness, or chest, ribcage, lung, immunological, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from January 21 until something like May 5.
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