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The Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Wreck attraction during repairs
Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Wreck
March 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pollyanna is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Toyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Pollyanna Hall, upsetting the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the moon!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to ignite something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young chickens.
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