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Psycho the Weasel's castle-twisting photo of Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Wreck
Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Wreck
June 24, 1992
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Mr. Pollyanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Pollyanna Hall, waking the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the Magic Kingdom!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to make silly comments to your party.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from back, heart, wrist, immunological, skin, or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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