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Bobby Burgess' trenchcoat-leaving photo of Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Wreck
Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Wreck
October 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero jollies
Mr. Pollyanna was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Pollyanna Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into an estate!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction after the holidays.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from ethical requirements, inexplicable growths, excessive cluelessness, or personal, stomach, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and strollers within the vehicle at various times.
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