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Mr. Pollyanna's Perilous Ride, a favorite attraction of Chip
Mr. Pollyanna's Perilous Ride
December 20, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pollyanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, destroying Pollyanna Hall, waking the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the depot!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- Special effects may be too boring for teenagers.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and balloons (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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