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The Mr. Pollyanna's Perilous Ride attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest classic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Pollyanna's Perilous Ride
September 14, 2003
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Mr. Pollyanna has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing through Pollyanna Hall, upsetting the planet, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the moon!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature wimps.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to destroy special pants.
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