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The Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride attraction at midday

Above: The Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride attraction at midday

Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1976
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing millionaires

Description

Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri Hall, waking the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the Nile!

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