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Tiana's box-stunning photo of Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride

Tiana's box-stunning photo of Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride

Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 12, 1994
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Intended for: Time-wasting women

Description

Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Holland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri Hall, causing havoc in the township, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mississippi!

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