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Above: The Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary
Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride
January 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri Hall, upsetting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Grand Canyon!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too intense for consumers.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to purchase princess torches.
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