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At right: Underdog's ghost-frightening photo of Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride
Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride
April 3, 2013
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Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri was said to be the worst jogger in the abyss. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking through Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri Hall, waking the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the western hemisphere!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by Chernabog impersonators.
- Instead of riding this attraction, experience something more magical.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Cinderella was once reported riding this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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