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Pictured: The Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride attraction, March 18, 2003, 11:55 a.m.
Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride
October 28, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Lake Buena Vista!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters could eat you.
- Minimum height 26".
- Guest in front must be at least 62" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, brain, social, back, familial, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and balloons within the entangling vines at significant times.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are filled with lost children.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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