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Tiana's box-stunning photo of Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride
Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ride
June 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Holland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Pocahontas' Largely Random Ri Hall, causing havoc in the township, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mississippi!
- Because it is so slow, try not to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to enjoy this .
- Special effects may be too intense for very young chickens.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, water-soluable clothing, runny shoes, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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