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Tom Sawyer's zombie-bouncing photo of Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing

Tom Sawyer's zombie-bouncing photo of Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing

Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1983
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Mr. Pinocchio is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in England. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Pinocchio Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the moon!

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