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The Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing attraction, abominably considered to be the worst alpine attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing attraction, abominably considered to be the worst alpine attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 2007
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

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Mr. Pinocchio is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in a hole. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Pinocchio Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Norway!

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