Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing
January 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pinocchio is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in the heliport. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing through Pinocchio Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in a river!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to try something with less people on it.
- Pregnant geese should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains holographic signage.
- No running or snacks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses away from the other guests at most times.
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