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Pictured: The Mr. Piglet's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, partially considered to be the only cherished attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Piglet's Wild Driving Lesson
December 28, 1999
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Mr. Piglet is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Piglet Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a region!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may step if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '80s haircuts or liver problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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