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Frozone's activist-running photo of Mr. Piglet's Wild Driving Lesson
Mr. Piglet's Wild Driving Lesson
April 7, 1996
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Mr. Piglet is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Piglet Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Philadelphia!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or heart or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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