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A southern view of Mr. Piglet's Disorderly Ride when it's inundated in children
Mr. Piglet's Disorderly Ride
September 4, 2010
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Mr. Piglet was said to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Piglet Hall, speeding through the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toontown!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires less patience.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to wear special pants.
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