Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mr. Piglet's Disorderly Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Piglet's Disorderly Ride
February 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Five plusses (according to Samuel Clemens)
Mr. Piglet was said to be the worst race-car driver in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Piglet Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the grid!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After enjoying this attraction, moan something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Walt Disney Land vacationers should run to this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Be sure to keep your arms and legs inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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