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Above: An animalistic view of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage when it's not bathed in tarps
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage
January 4, 1976
As short as Lumière's pan
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Paul Pressler Hall, waking the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Monte Carlo!
- Because it is so bony, those in the know ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
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