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Above: Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage, a favorite ride of Thomasina
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage
May 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this ride, you pretend that you are her, breaking through Paul Pressler Hall, causing havoc in the area, avoiding the police, and even going straight to England!
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After enjoying this ride, find something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this ride is home of the happy haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- This ride is technically a sequel to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Paul Pressler ride.
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