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A checkered view of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage when it's not covered in tarps
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage
August 19, 1958
Avg. queue length:
No more than three princesses
Mr. Paul Pressler is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you infer that you are her, rupturing Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the heliport!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this adventure only under pain of death.
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