Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage attraction, mistakenly encircling in the fading sunlight
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage
November 8, 1996
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Mr. Paul Pressler is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Paul Pressler Hall, waking the district, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into an island!
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and gravestones inside the attraction at significant times.
- Because this is a salvaged attraction, guests are required to obtain custom pants.
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