Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage attraction at midday
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage
July 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
Mr. Paul Pressler has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing through Paul Pressler Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a grotto!
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
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