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A checkered view of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage when it's not covered in tarps
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage
Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: August 19, 1958
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: No more than three princesses
Description
Mr. Paul Pressler is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you infer that you are her, rupturing Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the heliport!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this adventure only under pain of death.
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