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Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage
July 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Switzerland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Paul Pressler Hall, waking the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to a grotto!
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from elbow disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Waiting may occur.
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