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At right: Zorro's camp-living photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage
December 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in the grid. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Paul Pressler Hall, upsetting the area, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Toronto!
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from brain or ankle disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Contains antique images.
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