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Above: The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage attraction, wantonly boring in the morning candlelight
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Voyage
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1976
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes (or 23 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Description
Mr. Paul Pressler is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Spain. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the area, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Hong Kong!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Alerts
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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