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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 2004
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Four mouse ears

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, smashing into Paul Pressler Hall, starting riots in the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Walt Disney World!

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