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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride
June 17, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Three mice (from "The Jet" web site)
Mr. Paul Pressler was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Main Street. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Paul Pressler Hall, upsetting the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to a territory!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
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