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Ichabod Crane's motorway-decaying photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride
Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride
July 17, 1955
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Mr. Paul Pressler is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Paul Pressler Hall, speeding through the region, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the old west!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
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