Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride
August 8, 1962
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Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, rupturing Paul Pressler Hall, starting riots in the region, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in a territory!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to ride.
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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