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Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite dark ride of Annette Funicello

Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite dark ride of Annette Funicello

Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 20, 1955
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Mississippi!

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