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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst brilliant attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride
March 28, 1965
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Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Paul Pressler Hall, waking the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the frontier!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders may make silly comments to you.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial, skin, ribcage, knee, social, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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