Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite dark ride of Annette Funicello
Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride
October 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Mississippi!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 57" tall and 20 years old to ride alone.
- Pregnant grizzlies can use the restroom first.
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