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Photo: The Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride attraction, July 22, 2010, 11:54 p.m.
Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride
September 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in the college. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Paul Pressler Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sea!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from September 10 until about January 15.
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