Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride attraction at night
Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride
August 10, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler was said to be the worst race-car driver in the harbor. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Paul Pressler Hall, speeding through the township, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Mexico!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Pregnant seagulls can avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The unused areas near this attraction are overrun with lost children.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Paul Pressler Carrousel attraction.
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