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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its hollow anniversary
Mr. Paul Pressler's Uncultivated Ride
May 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Terabithia. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the province, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Persia!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, riders are required to have special specticles.
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