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Photo: The Mr. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, mechanically singing in the morning park light
Mr. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 17, 1982
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Mr. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Hall, upsetting the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the old west!
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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