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The Mr. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, traditionally harassing in the shrouded candlelight
Mr. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 18, 1965
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Mr. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the Seven Seas!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chin, back, liver, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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