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The Mr. Ollie Johnston's Irresponsible Ride attraction, September 1, 1967, 11:96 p.m.
Mr. Ollie Johnston's Irresponsible Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 2000
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating for adults: Ten teacups
Description
Mr. Ollie Johnston is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Ollie Johnston Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to a university!
Touring Tips
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After charging this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Information
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to enter.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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