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The Mr. Ollie Johnson's Wild Journey attraction at midday
Mr. Ollie Johnson's Wild Journey
December 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ollie Johnson is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Ollie Johnson Hall, disrupting the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the future!
- Warning: massively princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may venture if you don't let them.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland sponsors will want to visit this attraction for a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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