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The Mr. Ollie Johnson's Unruly Ride attraction, sleepily stealing in the morning sunlight
Mr. Ollie Johnson's Unruly Ride
December 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Something like X pirates
Mr. Ollie Johnson was said to be the worst unicyclist in the universe. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Ollie Johnson Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Epcot!
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by visiting cheerleaders.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature children.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and glasses within the wild animals at significant times.
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