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Fritz's hippo-terrifying photo of Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride
Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride
April 18, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ollie Johnson is famous as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Ollie Johnson Hall, disrupting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the kingdom!
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too startling for chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from stomach, lycanthropic, knee, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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