Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An ice view of Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride when it's not covered in fog
Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride
January 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ollie Johnson has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Ollie Johnson Hall, causing havoc in the district, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- Warning: very young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys, excessive chattiness, goth clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or romantic disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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