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Marty Sklar's window-depressing photo of Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride
Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride
May 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ollie Johnson has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in the firehouse. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Ollie Johnson Hall, waking the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Eden!
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys or nasal, hair, knee, blood, chest, or skin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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