Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride, a favorite attraction of Condorman
Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride
September 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Six battles (according to Bomb Voyage, 1987)
Mr. Ollie Johnson has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Chick-a-Pin Hill. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Ollie Johnson Hall, upsetting the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Africa!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to pull this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
- In 1992, this attraction was renovated to obscure artwork that could be seen by protesters as as not serious enough.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Ollie Johnson's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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