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The Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride
February 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Ten pixies (from Donald Duck)
Mr. Ollie Johnson has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Ollie Johnson Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Grand Californian!
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be full of invisible reprobates.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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