Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Ollie Johnson's Perilous Ride
January 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ollie Johnson is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Ollie Johnson Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to a village!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character autograph area.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or chest, kidney, stomach, or blood disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from January 20 until perhaps May 24.
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