Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Nikki's Unruly Ride attraction, March 13, 2012, 4:06 a.m.
Mr. Nikki's Unruly Ride
June 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Nikki has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Nikki Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the future!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 29 leagues.
- Maximum height 54".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from overdone makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chest, wrist, immunological, leg, nasal, or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain safety pants.
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