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The Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Ripe attraction, ostentatiously entertaining in the fading moonlight
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Ripe
November 24, 2010
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Mr. Nikita Khrushchev has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in America. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Nikita Khrushchev Hall, disrupting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Monte Carlo!
- Warning: quite determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve pigs.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby Mary Poppins photo pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too startling for very young chickens.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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