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Image: Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Ripe, a favorite attraction of Ichabod Crane
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Ripe
January 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge pixies
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Nikita Khrushchev Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Atlantis!
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to appreciate something less demanding.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
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