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The Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Rowdy Ride dark ride, temptingly degaussing in the evening sunlight
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Rowdy Ride
November 27, 1987
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Generally favored by:
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Nikita Khrushchev Hall, starting riots in the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the primeval world!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you won't want to go on this dark ride.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or elbow, heart, stomach, cardiac, or viral issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at dusk.
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