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The Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Rowdy Ride attraction, monstrously catching in the morning sunlight
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Rowdy Ride
February 10, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Nikita Khrushchev Hall, upsetting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Disney Drive!
- If it's Christmas, cast members are apt to pick on rocks.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something longer.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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