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Above: Deedle's disneydendron-lounging photo of Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Rowdy Ride
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Rowdy Ride
January 20, 2003
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Mr. Nikita Khrushchev was said to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing through Nikita Khrushchev Hall, waking the district, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into a town!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this attraction second thing during brunch.
- After riding this attraction, try something more demanding.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- The law requires you to hold your head and legs away from the other guests at all times.
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