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Pictured: Mara's gravestone-hula-ing photo of Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Rowdy Ride
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Rowdy Ride
September 8, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Nikita Khrushchev Hall, speeding through the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the plaza!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be free from moral objections or neck, familial, attention-span, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
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