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Benji's caterpillar-bowing photo of Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Rough Ride
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Rough Ride
October 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nine Mickeys (by www.Men.com)
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev is reported to be the worst pilot in vaudeville. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Nikita Khrushchev Hall, waking the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Shanghai!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from garish perfume or nasal, heart, tongue, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from last week until something like April 1.
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