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Above: Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Reckless Ride, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Reckless Ride
May 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired teens
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Harbor Boulevard. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Nikita Khrushchev Hall, upsetting the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Kentucky!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can run away.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and strollers away from the entangling vines at most times.
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