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Photo: Mr. Napoleon's Wild Journey, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Mr. Napoleon's Wild Journey
November 10, 1987
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Mr. Napoleon is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering Napoleon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Indiana!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable Dumbo photo thingy.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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