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Above: The Mr. Napoleon's Wild Journey dark ride, which recently celebrated its vengeful anniversary
Mr. Napoleon's Wild Journey
August 23, 2007
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
Rating for infants:
Mr. Napoleon is famous as the worst driver in a pit. On this dark ride, you play that you are him, crashing into Napoleon Hall, disrupting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a train station!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- After crying this dark ride, go on something more thrilling.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and opinions inside the other guests at various times.
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