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Pictured: Gyro Gearloose's carriage-attacking photo of Mr. Napoleon's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. Napoleon's Undisciplined Ride
July 30, 1977
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 24 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Napoleon is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod into Napoleon Hall, upsetting the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the grid!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction alone.
- During bad weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- One of the patents was constructed to smell like Gus.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Napoleon Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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