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A remote view of Mr. Napoleon's Wild Rind when it's inundated in tarps
Mr. Napoleon's Wild Rind
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 1957
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Popular with: First-time wheels
Description
Mr. Napoleon was said to be the worst speller in a school. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Napoleon Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Asia!
Touring Advice
- Because it is so round, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with a different smell.
Guest Information
- Minimum height 48".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains olde-timey images that may offend modern sensibilities.
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