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The Mr. Monstro's Wild Rhyme attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Monstro's Wild Rhyme
January 8, 1960
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Mr. Monstro has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking into Monstro Hall, speeding through the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even going straight to the Antarctic!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and glasses within the entangling vines at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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