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The Mr. Monstro's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Mr. Monstro's Wild Rhyme
February 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
Mr. Monstro has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Monstro Hall, speeding through the borough, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of vaudeville!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- Special effects may be too intense for wimps.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, low blood pressure, punk haircuts, or heart, bowel, or back problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from Philadelphia.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Monstro the Flying Elephant attraction.
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