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Above: A windswept view of Mr. Monstro's Wild Rhyme when it's not bathed in children
Mr. Monstro's Wild Rhyme
March 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monstro was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Downtown Disney. On this ride, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Monstro Hall, waking the countryside, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Brazil!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After enjoying this ride, your kids will want to look for something more exciting.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum width 54".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this ride.
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