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The Mr. Monstro's Wild Rhyme adventure, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
Mr. Monstro's Wild Rhyme
December 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Two cannons (by "Rugged Trolley" newsletter)
Mr. Monstro is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Monstro Hall, waking the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the canyon!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this adventure will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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