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The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip attraction, abominably reading in the evening sunlight
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip
August 30, 1967
Avg. queue length:
An estimated six teacups
Mr. Monsanto was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, breaking into Monsanto Hall, causing havoc in the planet, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into the heliport!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and being carried).
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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