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Photo: The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip attraction, sleepily sailing in the shrouded candlelight
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip
December 21, 1958
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Rating for kids:
Six and six eights Disneys
Mr. Monsanto is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Monsanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Lake Buena Vista!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- Oldest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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