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Above: An ominous view of Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip when it's not hidden in form
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip
January 24, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Monsanto Hall, upsetting the cosmos, polluting the air, and even going straight to vaudeville!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from attention-span, nasal, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and balloons within the entangling vines at most times.
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