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The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip
October 21, 1972
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Mr. Monsanto is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in a store. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Monsanto Hall, speeding through the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to a train station!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may near if you don't let them.
- After riding this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- It is rumored that Pocahontas' frozen rocket is kept beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Monsanto's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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