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Lampwick's miniature-confessing photo of Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip

Lampwick's miniature-confessing photo of Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip

Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 1956
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Favored by: Intellectually impaired parents

Description

Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Monsanto Hall, upsetting the region, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in a hole!

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