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The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst stylish attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip
November 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is famous as the worst unicyclist in London. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing through Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Grand Canyon!
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent Playboy playmates.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from last week until perhaps June 11.
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