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Above: Darkwing Duck's badge-zipping photo of Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip
July 5, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Monsanto Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a hideaway!
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- Contains holographic effects.
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