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At right: The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip attraction during construction
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip
July 17, 1955
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Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Monsanto Hall, speeding through the planet, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Harbor Boulevard!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, skimpy clothing, clown shoes, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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