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Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip attraction, which recently celebrated its physical anniversary
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Trip
March 4, 1966
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Mr. Monsanto is famous as the worst unicyclist in Lake Buena Vista. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Monsanto Hall, disrupting the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to Harbor Boulevard!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from wrist, intestinal, attention-span, hair, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- According to scholars, there are no foxes used in this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Monsanto in Wonderland attraction.
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