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The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite attraction, which recently celebrated its eager anniversary
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite
January 5, 2002
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Mr. Monsanto has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Earth. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Downtown Disney!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable Dole autograph location.
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