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A precision view of Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite when it's not covered in fog
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite
July 20, 1993
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Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Monsanto Hall, speeding through the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of South America!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for teenagers.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and opinions away from the attraction at various times.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Crocodile of Toontown.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Monsanto Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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