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John Lasseter's orb-lifting photo of Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite
June 28, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Monsanto Hall, disrupting the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Burbank!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, ethical conflicts, inexplicable phobias, punk haircuts, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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