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A distant view of Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite when it's not covered in tanks
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite
July 6, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Monsanto Hall, disrupting the countryside, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Magic Kingdom!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this attraction second thing in the morning.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, undiagnosed allergies, excessive drooling, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and mints inside the entangling vines at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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