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At right: The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite attraction as seen from the top of Walt Disney World
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite
April 6, 2013
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Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in the horizon. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a school!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Pregnant planets should ride.
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