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The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite attraction at night
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite
July 1, 1961
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Mr. Monsanto is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a mountain!
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are at the park with Uncle Remus fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo area.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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