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Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite attraction during repairs
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Rite
March 26, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is reported to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Monsanto Hall, waking the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Earth!
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or blood or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Be sure to hold your arms and strollers inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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