Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride train during construction
Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride
July 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this train, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Monsanto Hall, waking the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the heliport!
- Warning: very excitable children will want to ride this train multiple times.
- After experiencing this train, mediate something more demanding.
- Minimum height 18".
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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