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The Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride
November 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Monsanto Hall, waking the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a school!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction during breakfast.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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