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The Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its kind anniversary
Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride
August 24, 1995
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Mr. Monsanto has a reputation as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Monsanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Marceline Missouri!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will talk to volunteers.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, garish makeup, or viral, romantic, fingernail, or wrist disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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