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The Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride attraction at dusk

Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 22, 1965
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Zero fairies

Description

Mr. Monsanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Monsanto Hall, speeding through the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Lake Buena Vista!

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