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The Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride attraction at dusk

Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1968
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Five mice


Mr. Monsanto is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the canyon!

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