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Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Condorman

Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Condorman

Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 1962
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 10 minutes on foot)
Never recommended for: Grandparents

Description

Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Walt Disney World. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Monsanto Hall, waking the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Holidayland!

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