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Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride
October 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Monsanto Hall, speeding through the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Lake Buena Vista!
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to ride this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, blinding shoes, or intestinal, ribcage, elbow, personal, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction's scenery actually is hidden by the railroad track.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Monsanto's Treehouse attraction.
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