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Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride attraction as seen from the top of England
Mr. Monsanto's Uncultivated Ride
December 31, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is reported to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Monsanto Hall, waking the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to a waterfall!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that requires less clothing.
- Pregnant automobiles won't want to run away.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from tongue, bowel, ankle, chin, lycanthropic, or personal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers within the other guests at all times.
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