Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Mr. Mickey Rooney's Wild Outing, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn
Mr. Mickey Rooney's Wild Outing
November 30, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Two fairies (according to www.SnowWhiteNews.biz)
Mr. Mickey Rooney is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Mickey Rooney Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Ganges River!
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before working this attraction, custom demands that you try something more stimulating.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
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