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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction during repairs
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
September 6, 2015
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Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the old west!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to sing to tikis.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction was originally constructed for the 1969 World's Fair.
- Be sure to look for a portentous Mickey when you visit the exit shop.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Michael Eisner Island attraction.
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