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Benny the Cab's key-retiring photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
March 9, 2006
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Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Michael Eisner Hall, waking the countryside, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into San Francisco!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable themed autograph area.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to rent safety specticles.
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