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Wally Boag's motor-exploding photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
January 6, 1991
Avg. queue length:
No more than nine teacups (according to www.BagheeraBlog.net)
Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst unicyclist in Persia. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to California!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will point at you.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, blood, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from November 21 until about January 15.
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