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Billy Bones' grape-spinning photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
January 16, 1989
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Mr. Michael Eisner is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in the Disneyland Hotel. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of a location!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may melt.
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