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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation adventure, finally fermenting in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
November 7, 2013
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Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you act as if you are him, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Germany!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will pick on you.
- After riding this adventure, go on something that requires more experience.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from ethical objections, excessive headgear, or tongue, spinal, kidney, or social complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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