Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation, a favorite dark ride of John Hench
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
May 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third jollies (from "The Bunny" web site)
Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst pedestrian in California. On this dark ride, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- Warning: quite pirate-addicted children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or lung, back, intestinal, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and balloons away from the vehicle at most times.
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