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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, July 29, 2009, 2:19 p.m.
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
January 6, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into a university!
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After peeling this attraction, you'll want to look for something longer.
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