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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 1977
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Parents

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst unicyclist in Kentucky. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the woods!

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