Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
February 27, 1959
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Mr. Michael Eisner has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, polluting the air, and even finding your way to a hideaway!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should long for this attraction as much as an hour prior to everyone else.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too frightening for young wimps.
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