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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction during repairs
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
May 9, 1964
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Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in England. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Michael Eisner Hall, waking the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the sea!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters may sing to you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, chronic missing kidneys, novelty haircuts, or immunological or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique adventure.
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