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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, skittishly considered to be the finest comedic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
February 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Indiana!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant titans will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from runny makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or personal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The initials printed on the rails is an inside joke.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Michael Eisner Tribute attraction.
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