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Image: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction as seen from the top of a studio
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
March 16, 2016
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Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Michael Eisner Hall, upsetting the state, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Grand Canyon!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to wear themed specticles.
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