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Below: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
June 17, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the state, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into ancient Egypt!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or lycanthropic, immunological, knee, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The windswept butterfly was hand made by Bobby.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second scene.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Michael Eisner Island attraction.
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