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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction at dusk
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
January 6, 1987
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Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Michael Eisner Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toontown!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't even consider thrilling this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, find something that doesn't involve detectives.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from wrist, fingernail, kidney, hip, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's false façade, you may catch a glimpse of the shaggy sculpture.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Michael Eisner's Oasis attraction.
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