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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation experience, oddly climbing in the shrouded moonlight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
May 16, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this experience, you act as if you are him, demolishing Michael Eisner Hall, waking the province, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in an institute!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this experience will be uncomfortable for comatose vampires.
- After elongating this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or wrist or cardiac issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this experience.
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