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Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, oddly considered to be the finest professional attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
June 12, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Burbank. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Michael Eisner Hall, waking the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in Texas!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Perfect Button") are invited to get stuck on this attraction up to a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby princess interaction garden.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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