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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction during repairs

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction during repairs

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1964
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: Eight churros

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in England. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Michael Eisner Hall, waking the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the sea!

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