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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation ride during construction
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
June 14, 2007
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 22 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this ride, you pretend that you are him, crushing Michael Eisner Hall, waking the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into the future!
- If you are put off by standing, then you have no business riding this ride.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly ride vehicles only.
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