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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, June 7, 1999, 8:33 a.m.
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
October 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst bicyclist in Holland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, upsetting the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the Nile!
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and in a stroller).
- Driver must be at least 75" tall.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to purchase pirate faces.
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