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Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, roundly operating in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
October 11, 1962
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Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking through Michael Eisner Hall, upsetting the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the moon!
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph garden.
- The comment about customers is a sly pun.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Michael Eisner's Go Coaster attraction.
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