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Sheriff Woody's wraith-haunting photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
October 20, 1969
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Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Michael Eisner Hall, upsetting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the forest!
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- There is a hidden bathroom that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Michael Eisner's Go Coaster attraction.
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