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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, December 10, 1961, 10:99 p.m.
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
December 6, 1989
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Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the district, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Magic Kingdom!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Jay Rasulo was reportedly not allowed to name his child after this attraction when floating Disneyland.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Michael Eisner's House and Meet Michael Eisner attraction.
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