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Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, hesitantly howling in the morning sunlight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
October 4, 1980
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Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the borough, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the moon!
- If traveling with a large group, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo location.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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