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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, eerily considered to be the finest stormy attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
July 1, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Canada. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the area, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in space!
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- This attraction closes at random.
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