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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, blandly considered to be the best ingenious attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, blandly considered to be the best ingenious attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 20, 1982
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Rating: Zero and a half tikis

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst driver in a river. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Michael Eisner Hall, waking the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Canada!

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