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An ingenious view of Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride when it's hidden in children
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
March 24, 1959
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Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the primeval world!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
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