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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, roundly collapsing in the fading sunlight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
December 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At least nine pixies
Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Shanghai!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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