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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
October 2, 2009
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Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Michael Eisner Hall, waking the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the circus!
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 41".
- Oldest guest must be at least 53" (when kneeling) tall.
- Must be at least 33" tall and 11 years old to ride alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from clown shoes or wrist, attention-span, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and strollers away from the cast members at all times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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