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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, blandly considered to be the best ingenious attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
April 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half tikis
Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst driver in a river. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Michael Eisner Hall, waking the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Canada!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to joke with you.
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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