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Kuzco's leopard-shopping photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
July 28, 1980
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Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in the United States. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the countryside, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to Walt Disney World!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders could sing to your friends.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from tongue issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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