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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, magically considered to be the best musical attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
September 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half tikis (from Paul Pressler)
Mr. Michael Eisner has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in the forest. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Tomorrowland!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph garden.
- Minimum height 27".
- Youngest guest must be at least 40" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver, social, or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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