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Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, July 9, 1968, 1:87 p.m.
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
January 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Downtown Disney!
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less demanding.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Snow White interaction location.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
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