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Below: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its smaller anniversary
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
March 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in a university. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to an outpost!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters are apt to sing to your party.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland sponsors may be able to get stuck on this attraction up to a minute after its opening.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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