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Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its redwood anniversary
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
May 5, 2008
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Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst drunk driver in Camelot. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Michael Eisner Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to a volcano!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21 pixels (or 10.5 pixels and pathetic).
- No photography or singing along encouraged.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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