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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary
Mr. Michael Eisner's Reckless Ride
March 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're watchful)
Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Burbank. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Michael Eisner Hall, speeding through the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the firehouse!
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After gleaming this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 20".
- Oldest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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