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The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its disguised anniversary
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
June 13, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is well known as the worst bicyclist in Atlantis. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, waking the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of France!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Thor photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from chin, tongue, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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