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Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Monsanto

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Monsanto

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1988
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Indiana. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, starting riots in the planet, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Matecumbe!

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