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Stinky Pete's glass-painting photo of Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Stinky Pete's glass-painting photo of Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 2012
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Designed for: Time-wasting tourists

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Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Mississippi. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, smashing into Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, waking the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the canyon!

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