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Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Langhorne

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Langhorne

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 1977
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Six smiles

Description

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, rupturing Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Terabithia!

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