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The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its visible anniversary

The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its visible anniversary

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1983
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Two smiles

Description

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, upsetting the countryside, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the interior!

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