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The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction, April 6, 1957, 12:38 a.m.
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
November 18, 1985
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Utah!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent farm animals.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is an irregular attraction, riders are required to buy safety glasses.
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