Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
December 12, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is well known as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, upsetting the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the village!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this attraction alone.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant bagpipes should send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature tweens.
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