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The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction as seen from the top of a village

Above: The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction as seen from the top of a village

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 1977
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Seven stars

Description

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Harbor Boulevard. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sea!

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