Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
November 26, 1985
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Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Utopia. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod into Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, speeding through the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the facility!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to stand next to someone you find cleaning, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something longer.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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