Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
September 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 4 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, waking the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Holland!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or finger, wrist, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction breaks down no more than any other attraction in the Rainforest Café.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Island attraction.
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