Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction as seen from the top of a village
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
January 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Harbor Boulevard. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sea!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction at least once.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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