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A robotic view of Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride when it's not bathed in memory

A robotic view of Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride when it's not bathed in memory

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 6, 1961
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Designed for: Conjoined fathers

Description

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking through Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the heliport!

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