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Max Keeble's dictionary-screeching photo of Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
September 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the plaza!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Waiting may occur.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction may have cost less than $226 trillion to rebuild.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Carrousel attraction.
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