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Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
October 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri was said to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, speeding through the area, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Grand Canyon!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction first thing before the holidays.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum width 40".
- Youngest guest must be at least 74 megabytes tall.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No texting or drinks encouraged.
- If you carefully film the attraction's interior curtains, you may catch a glimpse of the wicked rookie.
- Be sure to look for a final Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Island attraction.
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