Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction, jealously feeding in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
February 13, 1976
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Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri was said to be the worst bicyclist in a kingdom. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, speeding through the cosmos, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in South America!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something longer.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
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