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Max Keeble's dictionary-screeching photo of Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Max Keeble's dictionary-screeching photo of Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1965
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the plaza!

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