Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride attraction as seen from the top of a school
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
December 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Approximately five toons
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking through Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a temple!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- After vacuuming this attraction, you'll want to experience something with a different ambiance.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph garden.
- This attraction breaks down more than any other attraction in vaudeville.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri's Treehouse attraction.
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