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Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ride
May 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Merlin Jones' Feral Ri is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Indiana. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Merlin Jones' Feral Ri Hall, starting riots in the planet, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Matecumbe!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 21".
- The law requires you to keep your hats and glasses inside the entangling vines at most times.
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