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Langhorne's carriage-washing photo of Mr. Merlin's Wild Voyage

Langhorne's carriage-washing photo of Mr. Merlin's Wild Voyage

Mr. Merlin's Wild Voyage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 1973
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 164 petaliters
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Four thumbs down

Description

Mr. Merlin has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the Ganges River. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Merlin Hall, upsetting the vicinity, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the Caribbean!

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