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The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
April 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)
Mr. Maynard is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Maynard Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, avoiding the police, and even going straight to the Disneyland Hotel!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 33 angstroms.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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