Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
November 1, 1971
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Mr. Maynard is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, smashing through Maynard Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Africa!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction at least once.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Practical Pig meet-and-greet thingy.
- You must be at least as high as your blaster to ride.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to rent themed belts.
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