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Image: Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
July 19, 1998
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
Mr. Maynard is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Maynard Hall, waking the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in outer space!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 47".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, undiagnosed phobias, novelty haircuts, or familial, ribcage, or romantic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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