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Below: The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction, cheaply considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
August 8, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Maynard is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Maynard Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of a racetrack!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and strollers away from the attraction at various times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from December 19 until about June 4.
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