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The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Germany

Above: The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Germany

Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1963
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

Mr. Maynard has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Maynard Hall, starting riots in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Florida!

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