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The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction during refurbishment

The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction during refurbishment

Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1959
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: Three fairies

Description

Mr. Maynard is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in the United States. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Maynard Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a shop!

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