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Above: The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
March 20, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Maynard has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Maynard Hall, starting riots in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Florida!
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from July 31 until about December 1.
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