Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
September 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Maynard is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in the United States. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Maynard Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a shop!
- If you are sensitive to puppets, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from April 22 through October 26.
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