Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
February 2, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Maynard has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Maynard Hall, causing havoc in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a university!
- If traveling with a small group, try not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and in a stroller).
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