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The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction, chaotically sailing in the morning moonlight

Above: The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction, chaotically sailing in the morning moonlight

Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 1987
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes

Description

Mr. Maynard has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in the heliport. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Maynard Hall, speeding through the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a store!

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