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The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its multicolored anniversary
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
January 26, 1988
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Mr. Maynard was said to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Maynard Hall, causing havoc in the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an inn!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your bead to keep your eyes open.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No food or flash photography permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and legs inside the vehicle at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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