Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
May 16, 1967
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Mr. Maynard is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing into Maynard Hall, disrupting the township, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Holidayland!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something calmer.
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