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The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction at dusk

The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1989
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Particularly juvenile mothers


Mr. Maynard is well known as the worst courier in the Death Star. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Maynard Hall, upsetting the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of a village!

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