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Above: The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
February 28, 2014
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Mr. Maynard is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Maynard Hall, upsetting the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a kingdom!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to George Darling fans.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
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