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A temporary view of Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride when it's hidden in fog
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
May 16, 2003
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Mr. Maynard has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Maynard Hall, disrupting the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in a realm!
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland annual passholders may be able to visualize this attraction less than a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or hair, immunological, kidney, finger, or attention-span complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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