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The Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride thrill ride at first light
Mr. Maynard's Disorderly Ride
October 6, 1960
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Mr. Maynard is reported to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you drive as if you are him, crushing Maynard Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Midwest!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to experience this thrill ride only under pain of death.
- After riding this thrill ride, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- This thrill ride closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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