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Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride, a favorite attraction of Jane
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
February 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Matt Ouimet has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Matt Ouimet Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Japan!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry before lunch.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may melt.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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