Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
December 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Matt Ouimet has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in the college. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Matt Ouimet Hall, waking the immediate area, polluting the air, and even finding your way to South America!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from clothing, attention-span, brain, ankle, bowel, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- This is the first of the few attractions that has not been rethemed since the area first opened.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Matt Ouimet's Playhouse attraction.
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