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Squanto's snow-repositioning photo of Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
August 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
Mr. Matt Ouimet is reported to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Matt Ouimet Hall, waking the township, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to the heliport!
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- If you are at the park with small children or Frozone fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby princess interaction garden.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Pregnant snails should not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from trendy clothing or ribcage, immunological, inner ear, leg, bowel, or intestinal disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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