Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride attraction, May 22, 1985, 3:15 a.m.
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
May 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 2 minutes on foot)
Mr. Matt Ouimet has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in an institute. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Matt Ouimet Hall, starting riots in the province, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in Texas!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
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