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Above: Davy Crockett's costume-depressing photo of Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
July 8, 2002
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Mr. Matt Ouimet is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking into Matt Ouimet Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in a shop!
- If traveling with international children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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