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The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
June 25, 1959
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Mr. Matt Ouimet is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Matt Ouimet Hall, disrupting the province, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the exposition!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or viral, liver, tongue, bowel, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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