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The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary

Photo: The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary

Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 2011
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're senior)
Rating: Six mouse ears

Description

Mr. Matt Ouimet is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Matt Ouimet Hall, upsetting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the interior!

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