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The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride attraction as seen from the top of Denmark
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
February 18, 2004
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Mr. Matt Ouimet is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Matt Ouimet Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a house!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or heart or familial complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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