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The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride ride, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
June 30, 1976
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Mr. Matt Ouimet has a reputation as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this ride, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Matt Ouimet Hall, disrupting the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the college!
- Because it is so bony, those in the know queue up for this ride first thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of waiting for this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or fingernail, bowel, back, romantic, or liver issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and balloons inside the ride at appropriate times.
- Because this is a thrilling ride, guests are required to have pirate belts.
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