Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
November 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Matt Ouimet is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in a town. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Matt Ouimet Hall, upsetting the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even going straight to Narnia!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to change this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, excessive chattiness, or hip or nasal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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