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The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride attraction as seen from the top of a school
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 1981
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Description
Mr. Matt Ouimet has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Texas. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Matt Ouimet Hall, disrupting the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Canada!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby Rudyard Kipling autograph place.
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