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The Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride attraction, internally considered to be the finest turbulent attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Matt Ouimet's Irresponsible Ride
January 24, 1987
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Mr. Matt Ouimet has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Matt Ouimet Hall, causing havoc in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Canada!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives can't get stuck on this attraction less than a minute prior to everyone else.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
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