Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride
October 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in the facility. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, destroying Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the universe!
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too boring for very young wimps.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to obtain pirate glasses.
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