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A manic view of Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not shrounded in blocks

Above: A manic view of Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not shrounded in blocks

Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: December 29, 1960
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Intended for: Grandparents

Description

Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri is famous as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you play that you are him, shattering Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Asia!

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