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Wernher von Braun's ice-inflating photo of Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride

Above: Wernher von Braun's ice-inflating photo of Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride

Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: September 1, 2002
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in a region. On this experience, you act as if you are him, crushing Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even going straight to a studio!

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