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A carefree view of Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not inundated in architecture
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride
August 11, 2010
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Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this train, you infer that you are her, breaking into Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, upsetting the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the cafeteria!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, chronic growths, or bowel, fingernail, stomach, lung, or knee problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this train's soundtrack.
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