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The Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride show, wildly considered to be the best low show at Disneyland
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride
May 25, 1986
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Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this show, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to the canyon!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this show.
- Before going on this show, you'll want to try something soothing.
- Minimum height 34".
- Driver must be at least 48" tall.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Show is closed for scheduled repairs from November 19 to March 9.
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