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The Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, December 13, 1978, 3:34 p.m.
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride
January 9, 2005
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, starting riots in the area, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Endor!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph location.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Be sure to hold your head and legs within the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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