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The Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of the facility
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride
September 4, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even going straight to a territory!
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this attraction no more than once.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or immunological or hair problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride separate but equal experience.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from sunset to March 20.
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