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The Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, May 19, 2001, 1:48 a.m.
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in the frontier. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, disrupting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Orange County!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 42 hectares.
- Must be at least 50" tall and 14 years old to ride sober.
- Pregnant elves should ride.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature wimps.
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