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Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag

Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag

Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 25, 1958
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Plus or minus six plusses

Description

Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Netherlands!

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