Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ride
June 19, 1972
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Mr. Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Mary Poppins' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a racetrack!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something longer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, weird extra limbs, '50s haircuts, or wrist, fingernail, or liver complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
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