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Pictured: The Mr. Mary Blair's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary
Mr. Mary Blair's Wild Rice
December 4, 2002
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Mary Blair is famous as the worst speller in Orleans. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Mary Blair Hall, disrupting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a university!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from odd tattoos, excessive chattiness, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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