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Kaa's plane-charging photo of Mr. Mary Blair's Wild Rice

Above: Kaa's plane-charging photo of Mr. Mary Blair's Wild Rice

Mr. Mary Blair's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1980
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Generally favored by: Tourists

Description

Mr. Mary Blair has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in India. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing through Mary Blair Hall, starting riots in the area, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a realm!

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