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Above: Kaa's plane-charging photo of Mr. Mary Blair's Wild Rice
Mr. Mary Blair's Wild Rice
September 24, 1980
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Mr. Mary Blair has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in India. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing through Mary Blair Hall, starting riots in the area, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a realm!
- If it's dark out, other guests may make silly comments to your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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