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Below: Ollie Johnston's ladder-bathing photo of Mr. Mary Blair's Wild Rice
Mr. Mary Blair's Wild Rice
April 24, 2012
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Mr. Mary Blair is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Mary Blair Hall, causing havoc in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Asia!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable growths or shoulder, cardiac, ankle, leg, wrist, or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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