Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride attraction, December 27, 2008, 8:01 a.m.
Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride
March 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Blair is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Mary Blair Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Magic Kingdom!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland vacationers can visit this attraction less than a minute prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and strollers within the other guests at most times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from last week until about May 14.
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