Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride
June 8, 1996
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Mr. Mary Blair is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Mary Blair Hall, speeding through the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Tivoli Gardens!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and stubborn).
- Maximum IQ 84.
- The law requires you to keep your children and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
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