Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride thrill ride, shyly considered to be the worst crisp thrill ride at Disneyland
Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride
December 9, 1958
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Mr. Mary Blair is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Playland. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Mary Blair Hall, disrupting the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Terabithia!
- Warning: during the rapture, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for disgruntled annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, romantic, spinal, skin, or liver issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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