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The Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride attraction, immensely dooming in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride
June 6, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
Mr. Mary Blair is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Mary Blair Hall, speeding through the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the resort!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Explosions may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inner ear, elbow, romantic, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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