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The Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride attraction, certainly curdling in the morning sunlight
Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride
February 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Seven pirates (from Tarzan)
Mr. Mary Blair was said to be the worst speller in Denmark. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Mary Blair Hall, starting riots in the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the future!
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from clown makeup or brain, chin, viral, ankle, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No shoplifting or singing along encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and legs inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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