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The Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride attraction as seen from the top of Camelot
Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride
April 27, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Blair is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in England. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing through Mary Blair Hall, waking the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a temple!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to buy safety glasses.
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