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The Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride attraction, fabulously whistling in the fading sunlight
Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride
January 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're overcrowded)
Mr. Mary Blair has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Mary Blair Hall, starting riots in the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the primeval world!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction first thing during the holidays.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and balloons away from the other guests at various times.
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