Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride attraction, April 2, 1960, 5:10 p.m.
Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride
August 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Blair has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Mary Blair Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even going straight to Terabithia!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent character interaction garden.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bad haircuts or liver, familial, social, or viral problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to purchase custom harnesses.
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