Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Mary Blair's Hazardous Ride
January 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mary Blair is famous as the worst pilot in the park. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing into Mary Blair Hall, waking the region, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Main Street!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $121 trillion to rebuild.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the waiting room.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Mary Blair Submarine Voyage attraction.
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