Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Marty Sklar's Wild Vacation attraction at dusk
Mr. Marty Sklar's Wild Vacation
October 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Mr. Marty Sklar is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Florida. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Marty Sklar Hall, starting riots in the district, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the world!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will have a tendency to pick on people near you.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve banks.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland sponsors will want to visit this attraction just a quarter hour after everyone else.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Must be at least 27" tall and 37 years old to ride a second time.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- During bad hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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