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Mr. Marty Sklar's Wild Vacation, a favorite train of Dapper Dan
Mr. Marty Sklar's Wild Vacation
July 13, 2003
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Mr. Marty Sklar is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this train, you act as if you are him, demolishing Marty Sklar Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a river!
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of enjoying this train, you will be compelled to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- During particularly intense hail, this train may not be operating.
- Guests may get wet on this train.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly train vehicles only.
- Because this is a pretentious train, participants are required to obtain precision specticles.
- It is rumored that Indiana Jones' frozen thing is entombed beneath this train.
- This train is technically a prequel to the Marty Sklar's Playhouse train.
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