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The Mr. Marty Sklar's Wild Vacation attraction, April 18, 2008, 1:56 p.m.
Mr. Marty Sklar's Wild Vacation
September 20, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Marty Sklar has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Marty Sklar Hall, starting riots in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Critter Country!
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling zombies.
Policies and Warnings
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The reference to fiends is a movie reference.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Marty Sklar Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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