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Below: The Mr. Marty Sklar's Wild Vacation attraction at park opening
Mr. Marty Sklar's Wild Vacation
May 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Marty Sklar is well known as the worst motorcyclist in the jungle. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Marty Sklar Hall, disrupting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the yard!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should imagine this attraction as much as a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from March 27 until perhaps June 12.
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