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The Mr. Marty Sklar's Feral Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Marty Sklar's Feral Ride
January 24, 1959
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Mr. Marty Sklar is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in the frontier. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, smashing through Marty Sklar Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the universe!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something more exciting.
- Pregnant boulders may not ride.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
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