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The Mr. Marty Sklar's Feral Ride attraction, July 17, 2003, 6:80 a.m.
Mr. Marty Sklar's Feral Ride
March 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
Mr. Marty Sklar is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in vaudeville. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Marty Sklar Hall, upsetting the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of a railway station!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Bambi autograph area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for very young children.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstopable drooling, '50s haircuts, or stomach disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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