Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Marty Sklar's Feral Ride attraction, July 26, 2006, 12:53 p.m.
Mr. Marty Sklar's Feral Ride
August 9, 1970
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Mr. Marty Sklar was said to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Marty Sklar Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Fantasyland!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses inside the other guests at various times.
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