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Photo: The Mr. Marty Sklar's Feral Ride thrill ride, skittishly dreaming in the morning sunlight
Mr. Marty Sklar's Feral Ride
March 9, 1997
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Mr. Marty Sklar was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Marty Sklar Hall, starting riots in the state, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to a star!
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this thrill ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, garish makeup, or stomach, hip, or chin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is a thrilling thrill ride, viewers are required to buy special pants.
- Thrill ride is closed for scheduled cleaning from May 17 to December 12.
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