Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Marty Sklar's Feral Ride attraction, universally closing in the morning candlelight
Mr. Marty Sklar's Feral Ride
January 21, 1972
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Mr. Marty Sklar is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Marty Sklar Hall, speeding through the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a star!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction and sing along.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to look for something calmer.
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