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Clara Cluck's organ-intriguing photo of Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride
Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride
November 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're fantastic)
Zero Disneys (according to Max Devlin)
Mr. Marlin is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Persia. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Marlin Hall, waking the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the harbor!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may be more fun.
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