Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride
January 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Marlin is rightfully called the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Marlin Hall, upsetting the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to space!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- Because this is a miniature attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision waivers.
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