Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride attraction, ostentatiously prancing in the afternoon candlelight
Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride
August 31, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Marlin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Marlin Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the wilderness!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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