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The Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride dark ride, greedily considered to be the best regular dark ride at Disneyland
Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride
July 3, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Marlin is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you act as if you are her, demolishing Marlin Hall, upsetting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a train station!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
Policies and Alerts
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a shocking dark ride, riders are required to obtain custom waivers.
- Dark ride is closed for improvements from May 14 until about September 28.
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