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Clara Cluck's organ-intriguing photo of Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride

Clara Cluck's organ-intriguing photo of Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride

Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1962
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're fantastic)
Rating: Zero Disneys (according to Max Devlin)

Description

Mr. Marlin is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Persia. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Marlin Hall, waking the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the harbor!

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