Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride
August 29, 1966
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Mr. Marlin is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Marlin Hall, starting riots in the district, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to South America!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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