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The Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride attraction as seen from the top of an institute

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Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1980
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Generally favored by: Vacationing fanboys

Description

Mr. Marlin has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Canada. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Marlin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Radiator Springs!

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