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The Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride attraction as seen from the top of a prairie

The Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride attraction as seen from the top of a prairie

Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1992
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Popular with: Drunks

Description

Mr. Marlin has a reputation as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, fracturing Marlin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the ground!

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