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The Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride experience, June 1, 2006, 8:41 a.m.

The Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride experience, June 1, 2006, 8:41 a.m.

Mr. Marlin's Rash Ride

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: May 5, 1961
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Mr. Marlin is well known as the worst courier in the United States. On this experience, you drive as if you are her, shattering Marlin Hall, upsetting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a tavern!

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