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Above: Friar Tuck's mermaid-rotating photo of Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition
Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition
May 13, 1966
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Mr. Mark Twain is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Mark Twain Hall, speeding through the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a studio!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for wimps.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
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