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A Steamy view of Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition when it's not shrounded in tarps

A Steamy view of Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition when it's not shrounded in tarps

Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 2010
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Eight Chihuahuas (from Tuck)

Description

Mr. Mark Twain has a reputation as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Mark Twain Hall, upsetting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Downtown Disney!

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