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The Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition
May 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 5 minutes in metric)
Rating for frantic fanatics:
Six churros (by "The Heffalump" Twitter stream, 1973)
Mr. Mark Twain is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the moon. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crashing into Mark Twain Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the Midwest!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
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