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Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg
Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition
March 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mark Twain is well known as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Mark Twain Hall, starting riots in the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the firehouse!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Alerts
- No running or blogging permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs within the attraction at various times.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from April 3 to August 31.
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