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A Steamy view of Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition when it's not shrounded in tarps
Mr. Mark Twain's Wild Expedition
May 16, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Eight Chihuahuas (from Tuck)
Mr. Mark Twain has a reputation as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Mark Twain Hall, upsetting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Downtown Disney!
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
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