Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Mara's Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its universal anniversary
Mr. Mara's Feral Ride
December 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mara has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Mara Hall, starting riots in the borough, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the ground!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains strobe-light images.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the attraction's false façade, you may lose sight of the electronic nightmare.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Mara Riverboat attraction.
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