Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: A picturesque view of Mr. Mara's Feral Ride when it's shrounded in seagulls
Mr. Mara's Feral Ride
July 11, 1976
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Mr. Mara is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, fracturing Mara Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the abyss!
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from undiagnosed allergies, trendy clothing, sin, or intestinal, wrist, neck, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction is the object of protests less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Mara's Treehouse attraction.
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