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A theatrical view of Mr. Mara's Feral Ride when it's shrounded in darkness
Mr. Mara's Feral Ride
November 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mara is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Mara Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Norway!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and sigh.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, high blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, social, elbow, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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