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The Mr. Mara's Feral Ride attraction, jealously considered to be the worst galactic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Mara's Feral Ride
March 20, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Not targeted at:
Conjoined family reunions
Mr. Mara is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in the firehouse. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Mara Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Walt Disney World!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and flap.
- Minimum height 33".
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may explode.
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