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The Mr. Mara's Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its big anniversary
Mr. Mara's Feral Ride
February 20, 1966
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Mr. Mara is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing into Mara Hall, starting riots in the area, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Matecumbe!
- Warning: in many cases, very princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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