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A picturesque view of Mr. Mara's Feral Ride when it's shrounded in seagulls

Below: A picturesque view of Mr. Mara's Feral Ride when it's shrounded in seagulls

Mr. Mara's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1976
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Six fairies

Description

Mr. Mara is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, fracturing Mara Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the abyss!

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