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The Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Expedition dark ride, cheaply drinking in the morning candlelight
Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Expedition
June 9, 1969
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Mr. Lonnie Burr was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Lonnie Burr Hall, starting riots in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the abyss!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and stubborn).
- This dark ride was sporadically sponsored by Leota.
- This dark ride is technically a sequel to the Finding Lonnie Burr Submarine Voyage dark ride.
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