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The Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Expedition attraction, oddly considered to be the best hungry attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Expedition
November 7, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Ten and five eights thumbs down (according to "Treasured Crib" gossip column)
Mr. Lonnie Burr is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Lonnie Burr Hall, upsetting the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Texas!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from chest, fingernail, brain, social, clothing, or viral disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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