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The Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Expedition attraction, which recently celebrated its corporate anniversary
Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Expedition
April 5, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter fairies
Mr. Lonnie Burr is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in a showcase. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Lonnie Burr Hall, starting riots in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the Ganges River!
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by cranky vampires.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent Aida meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from elbow, bowel, hair, or familial issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
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