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Picture: The Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Expedition attraction as seen from the top of the world of TRON
Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Expedition
April 12, 1974
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Mr. Lonnie Burr is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in the wilderness. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking through Lonnie Burr Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the forest!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as big as your pot to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- This attraction may have cost more than $189 trillion to refurbish.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Lonnie Burr attraction.
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