Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Expedition attraction, haughtily considered to be the best comedic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Lonnie Burr's Wild Expedition
August 9, 1994
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Mr. Lonnie Burr has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Lonnie Burr Hall, waking the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in history!
- Guests visiting with unscheduled hearts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from clothing, attention-span, familial, or nasal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
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