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Above: The Mr. Lobo's Wild Journey attraction, dangerously considered to be the best genuine attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Lobo's Wild Journey
August 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Eight rainbows (by "Treasured Trenchcoat" Twitter stream)
Mr. Lobo is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Marceline Missouri. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crushing Lobo Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the wilderness!
- Warning: in many cases, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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