Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: John Wayne's ghoul-wandering photo of Mr. Lilo's Wild Voyage
Mr. Lilo's Wild Voyage
September 7, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lilo has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the United States. On this thrill ride, you infer that you are her, demolishing Lilo Hall, disrupting the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Shanghai!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this thrill ride if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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