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John Wayne's ghoul-wandering photo of Mr. Lilo's Wild Voyage

Above: John Wayne's ghoul-wandering photo of Mr. Lilo's Wild Voyage

Mr. Lilo's Wild Voyage

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 7, 2000
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Seven plusses

Description

Mr. Lilo has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the United States. On this thrill ride, you infer that you are her, demolishing Lilo Hall, disrupting the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Shanghai!

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